Hello family!
Welcome to the October Rubber Chicken Gazette! Wow. Three months in a row. Believe me, I'm just as surprised as you are! I'm getting pretty good at this.
Hope you all plan to dress up for Halloween this year. Never miss an opportunity to step outside of yourself and be silly! I'm going to be Mae West this year! Guess I have to wear booby clothes and flirt with men all night. Wait, that's what I already do!
Enjoy the Rubber Chicken. I hope you guys like this newsletter cause it's just for you! If you would like to have anything included in the newsletter, just send it via email to rubberchickengazette@gmail.com and I will put it in the next issue. Have a great month!
October Newsletter
